Total Medals Earned: 91 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,475 Points
Medals Earned: 14/16 (80/90 points)
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"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
Kinghood suxx
That's quite a busy reign
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 3/5 (15/70 points)
Admire the collage for 5 minutes.
Listen to Tom's song.
Find the software that started it all.
Find the one closest to Jeff's heart.
Put the collage back together.
Medals Earned: 5/20 (45/500 points)
Clear your first line of blocks
Pull your first piece
Buy one tongue level
Learn a new recepie
Buy one eye
Buy one jump level
Destroy 50 blocks with your tongue
Clear 2 lines with a single piece
Clear 10 lines of blocks
Buy 5 levels of tongue
Buy 5 levels of jump
Buy 5 eyes
Clear 50 lines of blocks
Clear 120 lines of blocks
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/205 points)
You woke up, you were flushed, you escaped...
Completed the game
Completing the game with good ending
All Ripples Rescued
Medals Earned: 5/19 (45/470 points)
Put yourself out with water
Finish the first level
Finish the second level
Kill 2 enemies in one roll
Launch yourself 20 meters high
Kill 3 enemies with one grenade
Kill 1000 enemies
Finish the third level
Finish the fourth level
Finish the final level
Finish level 1 on mobile device
Finish level 2 on mobile device
Finish level 3 on mobile device
Finish level 4 on mobile device
Finish level 5 on mobile device
Medals Earned: 6/40 (75/500 points)
Open the first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Open the last present!
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.
Medals Earned: 15/20 (325/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Buy everything
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 4/6 (65/140 points)
Defeat the Drunk Father
Defeat the Neighborhood Owner
Defeat the Best Fighter
Defeat the Trashcan Lover
Find the place to take a rest
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes